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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 3, 2006 8:31:32 GMT
*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
*Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
*Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
*Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
*Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.''
*Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
*Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
*Tell people you saw the lifeguard p*ssing in the pool.
*Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
*Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
*Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
*When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.
*Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
*Hit strangers with your wet towel.
*Throw people's things into the pool.
*Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
*Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
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