Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 3, 2006 8:12:17 GMT
I have a couple and think they're great
"Bottom Trumps" and "Cr*p Trumps"
Gross Bottom Trumps
A 'Top Trumps' game, featuring F*rts.
Everyone laughs at f*rts (unless you're in the lift with the 'executive lift assassin' - she might only have a f*rt radius of 3 metres, but the smell density is a massive 103163 parts per million!!) and now you can play with them too..
What made your last f*rt so awesome? Was it yesterday’s Bean and Onion sandwich or are you just genetically blessed with the ability to fart your own brand of bio-chemical, faecal-methane-butt-gas at will?!
Gross Bottom Trumps describes a host of surreal, anal outbursts in a competitive card game format. Includes quality f*rts graded according to range, decibels, pressure, velocity and calories burned.
Example – The Keep Fit F*rt
Description: The keep fit f*rt often escapes during some over-enthusiastic calorie-consuming activity, such as working out on a rowing machine. Feel the burn and you’ll wish you hadn’t!
Ingredients/Method: A deadly combination of muesli and egg salad, followed by strenuous physical exercise to mix the noxious concoction. No pain, no gain.
Decibels: 17.9db
Fart radius: 7.1m
Density: 78145ppM
Pressure: 23lbs psi
Velocity: 9.9 m p/s
Calories Burned: 300 kcal
There's some belting descriptions in there - plus references to 'following through' - always good fun!
;D
There's also "Cr*p Trumps".
So far there's two lots out - "Cr*p Cars" and "Cr*ppy Christmas"
I've got the latter - right up my street - all those cruddy presents ye got... the tears... the disappointment - all about how cr*ppy some Chritmases can be.
Have a look here for more info!
;D
N.
"Bottom Trumps" and "Cr*p Trumps"
Gross Bottom Trumps
A 'Top Trumps' game, featuring F*rts.
Everyone laughs at f*rts (unless you're in the lift with the 'executive lift assassin' - she might only have a f*rt radius of 3 metres, but the smell density is a massive 103163 parts per million!!) and now you can play with them too..
What made your last f*rt so awesome? Was it yesterday’s Bean and Onion sandwich or are you just genetically blessed with the ability to fart your own brand of bio-chemical, faecal-methane-butt-gas at will?!
Gross Bottom Trumps describes a host of surreal, anal outbursts in a competitive card game format. Includes quality f*rts graded according to range, decibels, pressure, velocity and calories burned.
Example – The Keep Fit F*rt
Description: The keep fit f*rt often escapes during some over-enthusiastic calorie-consuming activity, such as working out on a rowing machine. Feel the burn and you’ll wish you hadn’t!
Ingredients/Method: A deadly combination of muesli and egg salad, followed by strenuous physical exercise to mix the noxious concoction. No pain, no gain.
Decibels: 17.9db
Fart radius: 7.1m
Density: 78145ppM
Pressure: 23lbs psi
Velocity: 9.9 m p/s
Calories Burned: 300 kcal
There's some belting descriptions in there - plus references to 'following through' - always good fun!
;D
There's also "Cr*p Trumps".
So far there's two lots out - "Cr*p Cars" and "Cr*ppy Christmas"
I've got the latter - right up my street - all those cruddy presents ye got... the tears... the disappointment - all about how cr*ppy some Chritmases can be.
Have a look here for more info!
;D
N.