So... What is Spotted Dick? REALLY.

[Plug in Baby]

Feel the need to warn you about this

K, so I was in a Chemistry lesson the other day and my two friends, Leah and Fizz, sit behind me. We'd finished the lesson for the day and I turned around and Fizz says to me "What's Spotted Dick?"

xD

So I told her "It's a disease Sinead has." (Sinead's another of my friends, she wasn't in.) So, there you go. Spotted Dick is an STD (Sinead Transmitted Disease).

Thing is, now I'VE got it.
I greeted Sinead today by saying "Hello Sinead! YOU have Spotted Dick!" She was confused so I explained and we kinda worked out what happens if you catch it. It makes you move in slow motion and if you're female you... well grow... it.
So, me Leah and Sinead were sitting on some stairs near the music room and Sinead wrote "SPOTTED" and "RICHARD" on each side of a finger. If you saw her coming up with that finger, it was best to run away unless you WANTED Spotted Dick. I, however, didn't see her coming and now I...





...have Spotted Dick. D:



*dies with laughter*

[Lieutenant Columbo]

Gawd!

I recall one at school... this is cruel but true.

Some s*d would say:
"If your hand's bigger than your face, you've got cancer!"

Now of course this would worry folk - as iften school taunts do, because one doesn't know whether or not it's a joke... especially if the comment is backed up by others.

So of course, the person would put their hand over the face to see about size and -

SMACK!

A punch on the hand, which went smack into the nose and face!

Some git said it to me... and only being 'half daft' I turned round to do it so I wouldn't get hit!!!

Again - cruel but true!

;D

N.

[Zippy]

As far as I know, it's what happens when a bloke gets a yeast infection. ;D

[Lieutenant Columbo]

Rubbish!

As a 'medical mon' I dispute that!

;D

N.

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